Sex Toy Self-Defense Only the Beginning of her Legal Woes
Well, he did have handcuffs… Who needs pepper spray—when you can save money on personal defense and use what you already have at hand. Just don’t get carried away—like poor old Carolee Bildsten....
View Article911, Oh 911, How Should my Pot Garden Grow?
Question: Who do you turn to for horticultural advice on marijuana? Answer: Not 911. But hey, you learn through your mistakes, right? Like 21-year old Robert Michelson, who, confused about the legal...
View ArticleTip of the Day: Bank Hours Important to Bank Robbery Plan
Sorry, we’re closed – you’ll have to rob someone else. Timing is everything—especially when committing—or trying to commit a robbery. Take the story of this fellow in Cranston, Rhode Island—identity...
View ArticleBare-Naked Bingo Weiner Bandit Video Released
A man in Florida—34-year old Joshua Ryan Abernathy—decided to liberate some wieners and himself simultaneously. Freed of all encumbrances, specifically his clothing (and any limiting attitudes—or good...
View ArticleBet you can’t Shoplift $50 from Wal-Mart
But $42.82 does go a long way at Wal-Mart…Police in New Jersey had a rather interesting encounter recently with a shoplifter who, when apprehended, explained that ‘his friends made him do it’. That is,...
View ArticleLooking to Rip Off Lady Gaga? At Least Don’t Make her Gag
Gag me—Baby Gaga Milk just Ain’t Right. Just when you thought the news couldn’t get any weirder…Wrong. That is if we’re talking ‘entertainment news.’ This story involves Lady Gaga—the latest harbinger...
View ArticleParamedic Sued after Taking Severed Foot – for Dog
Waste not Want not—or not—maybe? A former Florida paramedic is being sued for ‘stealing’ a foot—or as she claims, what was left of a foot, that was severed from its owner during a car crash. The tale...
View ArticleQuentin Tarantino Bird Lawsuit: Angry Quentin App Potential?
Inspiration for a Quentin Tarantino Version of ‘Angry Birds’? Possibilities abound: mini Quentin’s catapulting over a neighbor’s fence—precisely targeting a multi-tiered scaffold housing perched...
View ArticleSpring Break Munchies? Whopper Melee over Jr Whopper Delay
Out of Bounds at the BK Lounge. Ok—we know that people's attention spans appear to be getting shorter—but this is ridiculous. A 31-year old woman got so fed up with waiting to collect her order at a...
View ArticleSears Lawsuit: DieHard Confused with Sex Delay Spray?
The Sex Spray… 900 Cold Cranking Amps in your Crotch? Question: What do a car battery marketed by Sears and a male numbing agent have in common? Answer: A name. Well, not just any name—the name Die...
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